--Is mise Máìrí-- ([info]phantisaeii) wrote,
@ 2006-08-04 14:17:00
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I know I said I wouldn't post anything, but screw that.  If you want to see how far I'm getting in my fanfic shit, just scroll down.

I just got back from biking a mile and a half in ten minutes to go to CVS to get my Dad's medicine because he's mean like that.
Me- I threw up.
Da- WHAT!?
Me- *all calm* On the side of the road.  I threw up.
*running my head under freezing cold water*
Da- You're wearing three shirts!?!
(I had a tank top on under a T-Shirt and the tanktop had a built-in bra, therefore creating three layers)
Me- Yes.
Da- WHY!?
Me- *shrug*
Da- ....
Me- Now that you've accepted and gotten over the fact that I'm not exactly the brightest bulb in the box could you go grab me some freaking gatorade!?

My dad's giving me spending money for down the shore.
Da- You know, money doesn't grow on trees.
Me- Yeah.  It grows on you.

I'm laying on my dad's bed and were talking and suddenly we get all quiet and then he puts the bottom of his palm to my forehead and presses really fast and goes 'kerchunk.'
Me- oO;....
Da- *again* Kerchunk.
Me- oO;;;...
Da- *again* Kerchunk.
Me- oO;;;;;....
Da- *raises hand to do it again*
Me- What the heck is wrong with you!!?
Da- Kerchunk. *does it again*

My family's weirdd.


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